marzo 19, 2009

How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Danish





Danish Swearing English Translation
Sut mine rådne løg Suck my hairy onions
Knep Fuck
Hun er så fed, at man må rulle hende i mel, for at finde den våde plet She's so fat that you have to turn her in flour to find the wet spot
Tudefjæs Crybaby
Spasser Spastic
Søslange Cock, dick
Hun er sku' en sild She's a damn nice looking fish (chick)
Du ligner en ged og du lugter af tis You look like a goat and you smell of piss
Du er en kaempe bunke lorte lort You are a huge piece of fucking shit
Du lugter af gammel havmåge fisse You smell like old herring gull's pussy
Jeg kneppede din mor igår I fucked your mother yesterday
God røv Nice ass!
Fjappe Very nasty word for an old wrinkly pussy
Snade Disgusting word for a penis
Knep dig selv Go fuck yourself!
Skid Turd (euphemism for 'Shit')
Din Skiderik You shit!
Bæskubber Shit pusher (gay)
Fjæs Face
Sut min brede Suck my wide one
Lortehoved Shithead
Narrøv Jerk (lit. fool ass)
Crackbarn Crackchild
Poop
Revne Vagina (lit. Slit)
Rottebarn Ratchild
Lort Shit
Røv Ass
Pik Cock
Fisse Pussy
Kusse Pussy
Luder Whore
æd lort og dø Eat shit and die
Grim Ugly
Jeg har set æsler der ser bedre ud end dig I've seen better looking donkeys than you
Sut min behaarede roev, din vatpik Suck my hairy ass, you dumb wanker
Spasser Spastic
Din fede nar You fat fool
Din fede bondeknold You fat hillbilly
Bonderøv Idiot, asshole
Skiderik Idiot, asshole
Pik Dick
Svans Faggot, gay
Bøsse Faggot, gay
Røvpuler Faggot, gay (lit. ass-fucker)
Bøsserøv Faggot, gay
Pikslikker Cocksucker
Kys mig i røven Kiss my ass! (lit. Kiss me in the ass)
Dumme svin Stupid swine
Lede svin Mean swine
Skrid Fuck off
Gaa ad helvede til Go to hell
Hundelort Dogshit
Forbandet sludder Baloney, Bullshit (lit. cursed nonsense)
Dumme kælling Dumb bitch
Grimme kælling Ugly bitch
Lede kælling Fucking bitch (ruder than above)
Lede sæk Fucking bitch (rudest)
Luderkarl Pimp
Alfons Pimp
Bunkepul Gangbang
Pule Fuck
En gal moderkneppe A mad motherfucker
Sikke noget møg Damn! (lit. what a load of dirt)
Det er noget skidt Goddammit! (lit. that's some dirt)
Bras Crap, Rubbish (lit. junk)
Det er hvad der sker Shit happens (lit. That is what happens)
Luder Prostitute, whore
Din omvandrende madras Prostitute (lit. field mattresses)
Æd lort Eat shit
Pølsetryne Sausage nose
Luderbarn Son of a whore
Nossesaft Ball juice, ball sweat
Fandens! Damn it! (lit. the devils)
Fede svin Fat swine
Bøsse Gay
Du er så grim at du gør blinde børn bange You are so ugly you scare blind children
Kun en mor kunne elske dig! Only a mother could love you!
Gedeknepper Goatfucker
Nej, jeg har ikke en dildo, har du? No, I don't have a dildo, do you?
Faen Damn
Sow Bitch (female pig)
Møgluder Dumb whore (lit. dirt whore)
Andeknepper Duck fucker
Bagbordsindianer Faggot (lit. port Indian)
Horeunge Bastard
Fede nar Fat jerk
Taber Loser
Du stinker You stink
Du er grim You are ugly
Hold kæft Shut up
Skrid! Beat it!
Brilleabe Four-eyes
Fede pik! Fat dick
Bøssekal Faggot, gay (the designer kind)
Æd lort, fisse Eat shit, pussy
Sut djævlepik i helvede din bøssedværg Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf
Bøssehåndtag Gay (lit. "gay handles")
Du lugter af gammel raadden ost som din mor har haft oppe i røven You smell like old rotten cheese that your mom had up her ass
Din mor var god i nat, men din far var bedre! Your mum was great last night, but your dad was better!
Har du nogensinde prøvet at samle dine tænder op med brækkede fingre? Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
Jeg lægger dig ned og lægger en lort på maven af dig I'll lay you down and place a turd on your belly.
Du ser ud som om der er en der har fået tændt ild i dit ansigt, og har slukket det med en kæde. You look like someone have lit your face on fire, and put it out with at chain.
Sut Min Pik Suck my cock
Din mor ligner en luder, knep med hende så du får det bedre Your mother looks like a whore, fuck with her so you will feel better
Find dig en luder og se om du kan ramme hullet! Go find a whore and see if you can hit the hole!
Jeg river hovedet af dig og skider dig ned i halsen I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your throat.
Narrøv Bastard (lit. fool, jester-arse)
Pikhoved Dickhead
Pikslikker Cocksucker
Pikspiller Wanker
Fede pis Damn! (lit. fat piss)
Du lugter som torben efter en chat-fest You smell like a gang-bang after a chat-party
Hvad glor dú på, grimme? What are you looking at, uglyface?
Hvem tror du egentlig du er? Who do you really think you are?
Behøver du virkelig være så grim? Do you have to be that ugly?
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